Clintonisms: The Amusing, Confusing, and Even Suspect Musing, of Billary

In the considerable footprints of the best-selling series, BUSHISMS, comes an offering from the other side of the aisle just in time for the nomination of Senator Hillary Clinton as the Democratic Party Presidential nominee and her husband as first-laddie. From her early years as Chicago transplant in Arkansas to her current run for the highest office in the land, CLINTONISMS juxtaposes Hillary and Bill’s words with Johnny Carson’s Carnac-like ‘pre-punchlines’ that provide a jaunty ride through almost 20 years of commentary from the most dynamic and controversial political couple in American history.

ISN'T THAT CALLED A DICTATORSHIP?

“Bill and I didn’t come to Washington to do business as usual and compromise.”– Hillary Clinton, 1993

TELL THAT TO MOTHER TERESA

“The only way to make a difference is to acquire power.”– Hillary Clinton in her senior year of college

OH WELL

“Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.”– Bill Clinton, as a Rhodes scholar at Oxford, to a female acquaintance

Author/Editor Bio:
Julia Gorin is among the most recognized names in conservative comedy. She was profiled in the 2005 book South Park Conservatives and her jokes are among the "1,500 Best Jokes Ever Told" in Penguin Group's newly released Complete Idiot's Guide to Jokes. In 2004, the Atlanta-Journal Constitution ran Julia's jokes and photo alongside those of Jon Stewart and Jay Leno in a special election humor feature. Julia also performed for Republican Convention delegates that year at Times Square's "Laugh Factory," which landed her in both Cindy Adams' and Newsweek's gossip columns. Her one-woman stand-up show "Republican Riot" received wide coverage, and Julia has appeared on "Politically Incorrect," "FuseTV," "Hannity & Colmes," "Fox 'n Friends," as well as on ABC, CBS and NBC news programs. Her articles frequently get her invited onto talk radio, and they’ve been objected to by the offices of former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan (whoever that is), and his future successor Bill Clinton, aspiring President of the World. She blogs at JuliaGorin.com and at the just-launched "Political Mavens"--a celebrity-studded conservative answer to Arianna's "Huffington Post."